Big News:

5 November 2001
The Garden Hose of Doom returns in Hose of Change! RealVideo version available -- it just might change your life!

4 September 2001
New short film! Application for a Girlfriend now available for download. Watch. Enjoy. Salivate. Notice automatic nervous system reaction that induces salivation. Worry.

18 July 2001
New improved P.A.N.I.C! site now available in Interlingua and Nordien! We can only hope that this helps to spread the word of Anti-Ninja righteousness to the people who most need it...

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